actualpalestinianunicorn:

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

ive been at that watch tv step for a while

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trust:

image

mom can i move to sweden

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American Beauty (1999)

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nintendoki:

"i dont need feminism because—" great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care

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Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

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taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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Anonymous said: Do you have pics of you being fucked?

raisa-allin:

we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system